Friday, 21 November 2008

The management

The current skipper of the Legends is Mr Ben Holman, this midfield maestro dictates the play from centre half whilst his half time team talks are renowned; the team are usually most susceptible at the start of the second half than any other period. However this is a player who's bite is every bit as fearsome as his bark, not to be messed with.






Able assistant vice skipper is Mr Nick Wallinger, currently sponsored by the tax payer he works for a well known city bank and owes us all (but we do all want them to have a nice Christmas party). Adept at defensive duties anywhere across the back line, he is most effective for surging runs upfield from either left or right back. Not dissimilar to Roberto Carlos*, he has frequently terrorised opponents with his movements. Also known as 'cowboy' for undisclosed reasons.

*who also drives a mercedes

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