Inaugural posting: Legends Christmas bash 09

We've all been there, we've all done it...thats waking up one morning next to someone we wish we hadn't and having that age old blokes decision to make, whether to risk waking him/her or to chew your arm off and leave unnoticed. I had such a similar experience on Sunday morning, waking up next to a pair of feet I didn't recognise. At first glance the person I was snuggled up to could have been Merve Hughes, a Mexican, or Ben Holman in 118 garb. I'm still not sure.
This is what I saw.
What would you have done?




So how did it happen? Who really was it....and why couldn't it have been that manly Geoff or that suave BA pilot Nick Zagni?


In fact after a night of dancing to YMCA with someone dressed as a sheriff, a fireman, a host of 118 118 guys and being served beer by Bess the transvestite, I probably haven't had my sexuality tested this much since third form at boarding school so I am obviously indebted to the Legends of the Thirds for inviting me on their annual Christmas curry. Yes, 'tis true, once the bugel sounded heralding the Legends Christmas curry, they came from far and wide across the land, even Arik making his way all the way up from Portsmouth, what a (student) Legend he is, to sleep on Geoffs couch before thumbing a lift back down again.















Barmaid Bess lines up the Camparis















118 Geoff checks the talent















The cowboy takes another 'prisoner'















The third team orgy, yes I know I'm a big boy, I can take you all















'Brothers in arms', the Legends wine & dine each other





















'I'm too sexy for my shirt...'
















Group hug, it was cold in there





















Geoff spies something...
















Theres that bloke again...and a lovely lass















The Legends winner for the best fancy dress, well done Nick. Dance moves: last place
















The great man himself, the one who makes it all happen, cheers Ben.
Ps James is a top guy also and worthy of taking my left wing spot...thanks for offering beer and shelter (and bringing me and Ben closer).

Thanks for a great night chaps... happy Christmas!

Oh...yes I also got a hat trick, again, in case you didn't know. 15 so far this season, but no ones counting right?